Ten kilometers from Vaduz to Balzers, my ass tells me this morning that it`s at least 20. Little did I realize that it would hurt ten times as much on the return journey and I`d find muscles and bones I never knew existed. For the first time in my life, I actually wished I had a much bigger rear end, what with the hard seat and stones along the path. I arrived at my destination all bumped and bruised.
I rode along the Rhine River yesterday morning on the bicycle I`d rented from the hostel. Switzerland sat across on the other side of the water. It was cold, the wind was blowing and I`d got a big nipple on my head. I`m English and we don`t generally “do” the whole helmet thing.
The path ran behind the Sworeski factory which is surrounded by fields filled with great smelling silage. Yes, my nose returns! Hope not to say this again in my lifetime, but I was so happy to smell shit.
Balzers is small, quiet, and windy, more so than the rest of Liechtenstein (something to do with the gap in the mountains creating a tunnel; the wind whips up from the south). Not long after arriving, three architectural students accosted me with a questionnaire, hoping I was a local resident. Fortunately I`m not.
“See that castle up on the hill?” said the girl from Peru (the other two were Hungarian). “Don`t get excited thinking it`s hundreds of years old, coz it`s not.”
And there I was thinking my first “schloss” was within easy reach.
“An old guy with lots of money wanted to live somewhere that looked old, so he had it built about 80 years ago.”
I explained the reason for my visit to this place in the middle of nowhere.
“But if you`re looking to find somewhere to stay in Balzers, you could try it. He`s dead.” The Hungarian girl grinned. Berg Gutenberg is also abandoned and run-down so it really wasn`t an option.
I said goodbye, rode up and down a few more streets before reaching Cafe Otto Kaufmann. Inside, I struck up a conversation with two more students, and Katharina. Katharina lives in Switzerland and works in Balzers. She suggested I tried Haus Gutenberg, which sits just behind the “really old” castle.
“They offer student accommodation but might be willing to give you a break.”
Bingo! I scored. Anb it`s cheaper than the hostel. Can`t be bad. Next time I`ll hold paying for a room until I actually arrive in my destination town. Looks like there are benefits to having a big mouth and just asking for a room. I`m staying there tonight and will start making my way to my next destination tomorrow.